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Stands for: The Falcon And The Winter Soilder.
- Marvel is releasing tons of tfatws promo!

- Yeah... I'm still trying to recover from Wandavision.
tfatws by Compost_hopeso March 10, 2021
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TFITW • titwank • tftw • TFITS • titwad • titwash • titwhore • Titwink • titwarmer • Titwhistle
An extremely stupid inane brain-redundant twat who is not worth fresh air. They litrally have tit on their brain and fuck all else.
"John went for a smoke of hash down the copshop last night."
"What a fuckin titwad!"
titwad by charbrad73 November 24, 2009
A pejorative nickname for someone who is both an idiot and a fool.
He is a total twitwad but he is our beloved president and the leader of the free world!
twitwad by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Twitwich 

Someone who is more than a twit... so much more. The act of describing them simply as a twit would do an injustice to the twits of the world. This person is just so frickin stupid... Like a special kind of stupid. You just want to reach across the table and backhand them, and then while they are grabbing their cheek in pain, you want to ask what on Earth made them so dumb, and ensure its not catchy.
"A woman on the bus got pissed at me when I wanted to sit down where her purse was. What a twitwich!"

"There is a twitwich convention in town, and you got, like, 3 invitations"
Twitwich by Mosleyan February 12, 2010

Titwankability 

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.
'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'
Titwankability by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007
Pronounced: tit-willy (TITWWLI).
Acronym: This Is The World We Live In

Meaning: Statement used to express incredulity at current events.
Dan: Dude, Donald Trump has been voted in as President!
Lynds: I know, titwilly!!
Titwilly by Krokie November 19, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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