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TFTW means “Too Fat To Walk”. Large groups of Walmart customers on scooters fit this definition easily.
Security Guard on radio “Be advised there are 4 TFTWs headed in from parking area
Security Guard in store 1 “Oh man, not more TFTWs. We barely got big bertha scooter back on its base when Moby the fail tipped it while reaching for the 15 Gallon jar of Mayo.”
Security Guard 2: Ok, I’ll corral the scooters while you distract them with this luncheon ham.
Security Guard 1: Roger that.
TFTW by Ishootpeople March 6, 2020
Related Words
"Thanks For The Warning", usually usually used in response to someone leaving.
Joe> I'll be back later
Sue> tftw
tftw by kirby February 11, 2004
Abreviation: Teens for the World. An organization that helps teens conduct sucssesful non profit projects.
Johnny: How are you gonna organize that charity car wash all by yourslef.
Timmy: Im not planning it alone. Im having TFTW help me.
TFTW by Teen Charity May 4, 2009
TFTW - Total Fuckin' Train Wreck
I don't know if you've seen it, but the Biden administration is a TFTW
TFTW by Smooth-Brain October 20, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026