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TFTW means “Too Fat To Walk”. Large groups of Walmart customers on scooters fit this definition easily.
Security Guard on radio “Be advised there are 4 TFTWs headed in from parking area
Security Guard in store 1 “Oh man, not more TFTWs. We barely got big bertha scooter back on its base when Moby the fail tipped it while reaching for the 15 Gallon jar of Mayo.”
Security Guard 2: Ok, I’ll corral the scooters while you distract them with this luncheon ham.
Security Guard 1: Roger that.
TFTW by Ishootpeople March 6, 2020
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"Thanks For The Warning", usually usually used in response to someone leaving.
Joe> I'll be back later
Sue> tftw
tftw by kirby February 11, 2004
Abreviation: Teens for the World. An organization that helps teens conduct sucssesful non profit projects.
Johnny: How are you gonna organize that charity car wash all by yourslef.
Timmy: Im not planning it alone. Im having TFTW help me.
TFTW by Teen Charity May 4, 2009
I don't know if you've seen it, but the Biden administration is a TFTW
TFTW by Smooth-Brain October 20, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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