TELEPORTTATE
TELEPORTTATE by CollIsTheBest June 7, 2023
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teleportation
the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever
I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!
-why teleportation is the best
-why teleportation is the best
teleportation by muusbolla January 13, 2009
Teleporntation
The act of watching a porn and imagining yourself in the scenes while 'takin care of your bizness...
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.
I was watching Skinamax the other night and I think I had some serious teleporntation, when I came in my pants during a scene.
Teleporntation by Airpace22 June 27, 2014
Teleportation Kid
Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.
Teleportation Kid by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022
Teleportateé
Teleportateé by Meatball916 November 5, 2017
Magical Teleportation Tea
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."
This is after he got his stomach pumped
This is after he got his stomach pumped
Magical Teleportation Tea by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020
Reverse Quantum Teleportation
It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock
Reverse Quantum Teleportation by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020
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