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teleportation 

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever
I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best
teleportation by muusbolla January 13, 2009

Teleporntation 

The act of watching a porn and imagining yourself in the scenes while 'takin care of your bizness...
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.
I was watching Skinamax the other night and I think I had some serious teleporntation, when I came in my pants during a scene.
Teleporntation by Airpace22 June 27, 2014

Teleportation Kid 

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.
Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

Teleportateé 

When you need to teleport the fuck out of some where
This club is whack. I am about to teleportateé the fuck out of here.
Teleportateé by Meatball916 November 5, 2017

Magical Teleportation Tea 

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

Reverse Quantum Teleportation 

It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock
Hey did you see the news this guy "reverse quantum teleportation" from a wormhole