Sara Falcon

You know someone whos identify is solely defined by the flaws they have to justify their actions. So do I.

My dyslexia, insomnia, chronic depression, chronic proctrination, OCD, body disphoria, fatigue, pessimistic, social anxiety, physical crippled, delusion of grandeur and blaming people on my failures is why I am such a Sara Falcon.

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 11, 2020

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

pain

the thing that turns me on

"I love the feeling of pain when someone makes a lot of small cuts in my back"

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 3, 2019

Omagon

Omagon-gone where has the long schlong-gone

Person 1: "Wait? Did Omagon just DC for the 1000th time?"
Person 2: "Yeah Oma-long-gone."

by asfvgfhjkl;' September 13, 2020