Teleportateé 

When you need to teleport the fuck out of some where

This club is whack. I am about to teleportateé the fuck out of here.

Teleportateé by Meatball916 November 5, 2017

teleportation 

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever

I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best

teleportation by muusbolla January 13, 2009

Teleportation Kid 

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.

Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

Teleportation Kid by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022

TELEPORTTATE 

When you really need to get somewhere faster than teleportation.

Char quick TELEPORTTATE to my bed, I need a special cuddle.

TELEPORTTATE by CollIsTheBest June 7, 2023

Magical Teleportation Tea 

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

Magical Teleportation Tea by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Reverse Quantum Teleportation 

It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock

Hey did you see the news this guy "reverse quantum teleportation" from a wormhole

Reverse Quantum Teleportation by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020

Foreskin Teleportation 

The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.

"Matt and Marvin used the foreskin teleportation to prepare themselves for the world willy tour"

Foreskin Teleportation by Matt Hiscock November 27, 2004