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teleportage

1. Canadian English word for Teleportation.

2. The movement of things (eg: Canoes, Maple Syrup) from one point to another through a space other than meatspace.
Sir Alexander Mackenzie was tired of always walking through the forest with his canoe on his back so he invented teleportage to more efficiently transport himself and his men to the West Coast of Canada.
by Discotechnica May 6, 2015
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Teleportakinesis

The act of creating a portal and using your mind to pick up and move an object or being through that portal for the purpose of circumventing space and time as we know it. Those gifted with the skill use it to greatly reduce travel and/or transport time as well as the effort that would normally be required.
If I hadn't been able to use my ninja teleportakinesis skill to move my furniture to the new lair I'd have been stuck paying for a Uhaul and having to move it by hand. Ninjas don't play that shit.
by Carlos I. Estevez March 29, 2011
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teleportation

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever
I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best
by muusbolla January 13, 2009
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teleportinged

me lmao
teleportinged is literally my username lmao idk why i made this
by teleportinged May 1, 2021
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Teleportation Kid

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.
Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.
by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022
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Teleportateé

When you need to teleport the fuck out of some where
This club is whack. I am about to teleportateé the fuck out of here.
by Meatball916 November 5, 2017
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Telaportakenetis

Holy Shit! That 7'7 2k player just telaportakenetised !
by Urbandic132 September 29, 2020
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