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Tired as fuck
John only slept 10 minutes and was T.A.F.
T.A.F by Scott_Uthe4 April 30, 2016
This is a rating system used for girl’s looks.

T stands for tits. given by a number out of 10.

A stands for ass. also given by a number out of 10.

F stands for face which is given by a letter grading.

Highest possible rating would be 1010A+
Lowest rating would be 00F-
Dude she’s a 19A.

You’re using the t/a/f method. Yea, she’s flat but has nice ass and a cute face.
t/a/f by leinerweiner June 29, 2020
Thick as f**ck. Used to describe someone being stupid without them knowing.
She is t.a.f! or Just said out loud as t.a.f and the target not understanding but your friends will ;D
t.a.f by Matthew Zunder October 29, 2007
A description for particularly nice and or thicc piece of foliage created by BeyondDrewTv whilst on stream on YouTube
Drew: Hey Sdan have you seen that foliage I put into the park
Sdan: Yeah man that was some T.A.F !
T.A.F by The TAF man January 13, 2021
It means take a fucking sponge 🧽 . It means chill the fuck down.
Man, take a fucking sponge (T.a.f.s) and be quiet.

Go back to the kitchen and take a fucking sponge.
T.a.f.s by T.r.a.s.h.c.a.n April 14, 2021

C.T.A.F.  

C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.
C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.
C.T.A.F. by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008