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Tired as fuck
John only slept 10 minutes and was T.A.F.
T.A.F by Scott_Uthe4 April 30, 2016
Words you can keep
Thick as f**ck. Used to describe someone being stupid without them knowing.
She is t.a.f! or Just said out loud as t.a.f and the target not understanding but your friends will ;D
t.a.f by Matthew Zunder October 29, 2007
A description for particularly nice and or thicc piece of foliage created by BeyondDrewTv whilst on stream on YouTube
Drew: Hey Sdan have you seen that foliage I put into the park
Sdan: Yeah man that was some T.A.F !
T.A.F by The TAF man January 13, 2021
This is a rating system used for girl’s looks.

T stands for tits. given by a number out of 10.

A stands for ass. also given by a number out of 10.

F stands for face which is given by a letter grading.

Highest possible rating would be 1010A+
Lowest rating would be 00F-
Dude she’s a 19A.

You’re using the t/a/f method. Yea, she’s flat but has nice ass and a cute face.
t/a/f by leinerweiner June 29, 2020
True As Fuck. An add on to the already standing reply "true" meaning one agrees with something overwhelmingly
Katie: Yo, let's head to the movies before it gets dark
Bob: T.A.F.
T.A.F. by brigs October 13, 2014
It means take a fucking sponge 🧽 . It means chill the fuck down.
Man, take a fucking sponge (T.a.f.s) and be quiet.

Go back to the kitchen and take a fucking sponge.
T.a.f.s by T.r.a.s.h.c.a.n April 14, 2021

C.T.A.F.  

C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.
C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.
C.T.A.F. by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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