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The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.
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Tsargeedle 

1. Another Term for one's Appendix; human anatomy term.

2. A word that substitutes cuss words and acts as an adjective.

3. A term for a slab of unpleasant meat like that formerly sold at dollar tree
4. Anything its perceived to be(meat, appendix, adjectives, scent, etc.)
1. Napoli: "Imma get my Tsargeedle removed"

Warfroi: "aight but who the fuck asked?"

2. Ron: "it smells like Tsargeedle in here"
Fetucci: "nigga the fuck?"

3. Garlini:"I can't afford no damn new york steak, let me buy some tsargeedle"

Warfoi: "buy some for me!"

4. Dick: "My Tsargeedle(penis) has an infection"

Napoli: "You need some yeast cream"

Tsar bomba 

The one thing, other than Chuck Norris' foot, that if you see, you immediately know you are going to die
What more is there to say? Its Tsar Bomba
Tsardino is one of the best casinos and resorts in the Balcanic States. It's known for its amazing facilities which include a gigantic three person tent somewhere in the mountains of Konitsa.

The tsardino uses beautifully shaped ROCKS for chips that can be obtained by playing various games like tichu and even some recreational poker.

Our business model relies on trust to function, as it is theoretically possible to steal all of our precious rocks and sell them for a profit (barbazefers crazy candy). This has happened before, and could potentially lead to a majority of our team being unemployed and fighting over shares in the company. These disagreements lead to the historic tsardino court case which saw barbazafer and Gorgopoula on opposing sides.

But we would like to think that you are a dumb person ready to spend his entirety of gums on us

With respect and admiration,

Your favourite Tsardino and Resort.

President with 15% of the shares:Barbazafer

The advisor with 15% of the shares:gorgopoula

And all the other crew with 10% of the shares each: GoGo, Nikoli, Fani, Maraki, Maria, Galaras, Manos
Finally... After hours of hiking i found the tsardino.
I can finally now gamble all my precious rocks for gums to it.
Tsardino by ThatHanzoRequiem November 6, 2020

tsaritsa 

The only archon I’m saving primos for (F2P btw)
Ultimate cryo mommy
Sam: I want the tsaritsa to freeze my head and shatter it like glass

GF: mom I swear he’s not usually like this
tsaritsa by Theoskuria July 1, 2021

Tsareena 

Literally the thiccest Pokémon GameFreak has ever made. Being the base on a Mangosteen (queen of fruit) and having long beautiful legs, this Pokémon puts Gardevoir in shame.
Person#1: Name the most beautiful Pokémon
Person #2: Damn Tsareena.
Person #1: Okay fair.
Tsareena by 鏡レン August 2, 2018