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TSAR
TSAR by unforgiven0388 November 12, 2009
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Tsar
A hot guy who typically doesn't like to see people sad. A guy who makes everyone feel better and has really pretty eyes nice hair. The greatest lady killer that has always been rejected.
Tsar by poopypants762 November 15, 2018
TSAr
Da dictatorial a**h**e government-body called da "Transportation Security Administration" dat supposedly is intended to keep da "friendly skies" adequately "safe and friendly", but in reality is just abusing its power and authority to harass innocent passengers and even steal their valuables.
(parody of a famous scene from "Fiddler On The Roof") Parishioner who is sick of being delayed by airport security and having his possessions examined: Rabbi --- is there a proper blessing for the TSAr?
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"
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