CCTV

Jimothy: Darn, CCTV is all over Britain
Jill: Ikr?
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aslkdfjhgqwpoeriutyzxmncvb

Finally, a QWERTY combination with no definitions.
Mandude 1: im bored
Mandude 2: try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Mandude 1: aslkdfjhgqwpoeriutyzxmncvb
Mandudes 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12: OMG hes insane RUNNNNNNN
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2 + 2 = Fish

When you have the brain power of a stupid puppy, or are the biggest genius in a century and outplay Elon Musk's jokes
Elbert Ainstein: 2 + 2 = Fish
Elon Musk: I have been outplayed.
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Doxing

A practice across the internet. Only hackers go this far, if they go beyond DDOSing.
Boi: I will play minecraft
Hacker: hey Boi, I am doxing u. I now know your ip address. RUN :)
Police: *are not aware of what is happening and continue eating donuts*
Boi: Ok i ran
Hacker: not even ur mobile device is safe
Police: The jig is up, Boi. u are gettign arrested for multiple crimes
Boi: nonononoononono a hacker started Doxing me.
Police: oh ok
Hacker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Godhood

I ̨̢̜̪̘̲̮̺͎͖̮̙̠̤͉͇͉͍̼͖̮͆̊̿͂́̏̀̉̂͐̒̌̉͌͛̄̃͘̚̚̕ͅN ̢̻͚͓͖͓͎̤͔̘̲̰̭̦͚̙̱͐̈́͜ͅF ̨̗̥̎̈̽̕͠͠I ̯̺̪͍̤͒̓̽̄̉̈́̽̇̈́̃̓̍̕͠͝N̶̨̐͂̓̀͊̀̔̽̑͗̾̔̍̈́͝Ī̶̧̨̧̤̫̠̮͙͕̣̩͈͇́͐̎̏͗̽̆̇̓͆̌͊́̊̎̈́͋̕͘̕͜T ̨̡̧̠̬̺̦̦̞̘͖̬̮̤̬̤͉͙̯̜̬̼́̒́͒͊̄̈́̈́̒̎̽̿͊͘͠͝͝Ë̵̡̢͉͎͉̭͉̲͇͕́̃̇̑̍ ̵̡̲̲̺̞̥̯̲͙̣͇̤̺̙̈́͐̍̄̈́̈́͌̆̀̍͗̏̄̒̎́͊̑̆͗̀̅P̴̛͈̬̟̥̪͕̮̰̪̥̘͔͙̻͖̭̟̒̏̏͐̐̾̄͗̎̐͊͂̒̀̌̾̚͘A ̥͚̫̖̜̻̦̘̰̗͑̍̆̇̑͐̀͋̉I̴̢̩͈̯̱͈̮̬̯͉͓̬͈͕̪̾́͆͛̓̃͑͋̈͗̍̋͂͆͗͂̓̓͋̍́͗͐̕͘͜͠ͅN ̢̧̡͙͔̯̭̗̤̘̹͙͔̣̭͕͖̻̙̳͒̀̃̋̃̑̄̑̀̾̈̃̀̿͗̀̄̏͋̉́̑͝͠.̴̡̧̛͍͔̥̟̤͔̳̪̦̩͈̹͙͑͋̇̍͐̍̑͊͂̍͆̎̀̇̀͠͝͠͝͠͠ ̧̛̝̭̺̤̙̥̲͇̤̘̠̭̣̩̯̳̳͉̲̙̙͓͙̩̍̒͑̇̊̈͌͝Î̴̛̭̟̬̔̽͌͋̍̾͂͑̔̀̑́̓̿̈̾̚N̴̨̛͙̻͕̳̪̦̘̈̉̐͐̊̏̾́̋̐̀̍̆͒̉̾͜͝F̶̼̻̙̀͒̂̅̆͛̌̏͠I̴̢̨̝̪̖̤̼̭͆̓̏̐͝͠N ̧̭͈͓̣͚̲̗͖̥͈̞̗̲̟̹̱͍̝͕͇͒̾͒̒Ỉ̶̛̟͙̘̍̆̌̉͛̎̾̚͘T ͙̦̦̝̫͚̬̀͆̀̋͋̀́̕ͅĘ̴̢͓̖̬̬͇͕͉͔̠̩̮̓̽̓͑̑̐͒̚ ̧̪̫̯̩̣̬̳̫̓̄̊̂͊́̉́̉̀̓̇̚ͅP̵̛̛͓̻̰͍͇̤̭͈̰͙̰͖̏̈͂̅̇͐̐̌͂̄̋̾͒͑̀͑̑͝͝Ǫ̵͕̻͔̼͉̘̝͇̯̝̥͚͖͔̓̍͒͝W ̨͕̖̜̥̠̰̊̀̈͋̊͑̆͝E ̨̧̤̟̯̮̤͗́̋̚R̶̛͉̗͔̳̭̬̽̐̔̌̋̏̀̏̒̾̈́̈́͂́̏̿̇͌̓̌͑̌͘͝͝. ̢̢̭̻͈̲̻̫͔̠̺̠̝̟̝̜͔̾̈́̈́̀̄ͅ
Sammy ascends to godhood.

Sammy: I FEEL I ̨̢̜̪̘̲̮̺͎͖̮̙̠̤͉͇͉͍̼͖̮͆̊̿͂́̏̀̉̂͐̒̌̉͌͛̄̃͘̚̚̕ͅN ̢̻͚͓͖͓͎̤͔̘̲̰̭̦͚̙̱͐̈́͜ͅF ̨̗̥̎̈̽̕͠͠I ̯̺̪͍̤͒̓̽̄̉̈́̽̇̈́̃̓̍̕͠͝N̶̨̐͂̓̀͊̀̔̽̑͗̾̔̍̈́͝Ī̶̧̨̧̤̫̠̮͙͕̣̩͈͇́͐̎̏͗̽̆̇̓͆̌͊́̊̎̈́͋̕͘̕͜T ̨̡̧̠̬̺̦̦̞̘͖̬̮̤̬̤͉͙̯̜̬̼́̒́͒͊̄̈́̈́̒̎̽̿͊͘͠͝͝Ë̵̡̢͉͎͉̭͉̲͇͕́̃̇̑̍ ̵̡̲̲̺̞̥̯̲͙̣͇̤̺̙̈́͐̍̄̈́̈́͌̆̀̍͗̏̄̒̎́͊̑̆͗̀̅P̴̛͈̬̟̥̪͕̮̰̪̥̘͔͙̻͖̭̟̒̏̏͐̐̾̄͗̎̐͊͂̒̀̌̾̚͘A ̥͚̫̖̜̻̦̘̰̗͑̍̆̇̑͐̀͋̉I̴̢̩͈̯̱͈̮̬̯͉͓̬͈͕̪̾́͆͛̓̃͑͋̈͗̍̋͂͆͗͂̓̓͋̍́͗͐̕͘͜͠ͅN ̢̧̡͙͔̯̭̗̤̘̹͙͔̣̭͕͖̻̙̳͒̀̃̋̃̑̄̑̀̾̈̃̀̿͗̀̄̏͋̉́̑͝͠.̴̡̧̛͍͔̥̟̤͔̳̪̦̩͈̹͙͑͋̇̍͐̍̑͊͂̍͆̎̀̇̀͠͝͠͝͠͠ ̧̛̝̭̺̤̙̥̲͇̤̘̠̭̣̩̯̳̳͉̲̙̙͓͙̩̍̒͑̇̊̈͌͝Î̴̛̭̟̬̔̽͌͋̍̾͂͑̔̀̑́̓̿̈̾̚N̴̨̛͙̻͕̳̪̦̘̈̉̐͐̊̏̾́̋̐̀̍̆͒̉̾͜͝F̶̼̻̙̀͒̂̅̆͛̌̏͠I̴̢̨̝̪̖̤̼̭͆̓̏̐͝͠N ̧̭͈͓̣͚̲̗͖̥͈̞̗̲̟̹̱͍̝͕͇͒̾͒̒Ỉ̶̛̟͙̘̍̆̌̉͛̎̾̚͘T ͙̦̦̝̫͚̬̀͆̀̋͋̀́̕ͅĘ̴̢͓̖̬̬͇͕͉͔̠̩̮̓̽̓͑̑̐͒̚ ̧̪̫̯̩̣̬̳̫̓̄̊̂͊́̉́̉̀̓̇̚ͅP̵̛̛͓̻̰͍͇̤̭͈̰͙̰͖̏̈͂̅̇͐̐̌͂̄̋̾͒͑̀͑̑͝͝Ǫ̵͕̻͔̼͉̘̝͇̯̝̥͚͖͔̓̍͒͝W ̨͕̖̜̥̠̰̊̀̈͋̊͑̆͝E ̨̧̤̟̯̮̤͗́̋̚R̶̛͉̗͔̳̭̬̽̐̔̌̋̏̀̏̒̾̈́̈́͂́̏̿̇͌̓̌͑̌͘͝͝. ̢̢̭̻͈̲̻̫͔̠̺̠̝̟̝̜͔̾̈́̈́̀̄ͅ

Jimothy: broooo chill
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