idontevenknowwhatalifeis's definitions

Crack Mode

Intentionally cranking up game difficulty way up while intentionally giving yourself terrible stats. As an example, I do this in Mariokart 8, giving myself some dumbass Morton combo while having only blueshells + bloopers enabled. Crack Mode at its finest.

Jimothy: you wanna play some mariokart 8?
Ed: How about Crack Mode?
Jimothy: HELL YEAH

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis February 27, 2026

C1ank3r

What gamers call clankers.

Jimothy: Dude check this game out
Ed: What are you fighting?
Jimothy: C1ank3rs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 12, 2025

Cracker

Me.

Jimothy: Yo dude I’m a cracker
Ed: same

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 12, 2025

sleepdrunk

When you wake up earlier than you wanted (usually because the bed was too comfortable) and feel groggy the rest of the day because of it. While sleepdrunk, you could sleep on anything bed-like. This feeling is amplified by having to go to school.

Jimothy: dude I wanna sleep
Ed: same here
Jimothy: like I REALLY wanna sleep
Ed: ah, you’re sleepdrunk

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 5, 2025

Monosyballic

A misspelling of “Monosyllabic.” Often used by those not well versed in English or dumbasses.

Jimson: this is a monosyballic word!
Jimothy: No son, it’s monosyllabic.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 2, 2025

Define

To clarify, explain, or teach someone what a word is. I have attempted the impossible, fellas.

Jimothy: Define “Define!” Impossible, right—
Ed: To clarify, explain, or teach someone what a word is.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 2, 2025

CFFA

Abbreviation for : Cartoons For Fucking Adults

John: “ What type of cartoons do you watch?”

Gary: “I watch CFFA”

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 2, 2025