Swugo

Sexless married woman unable to get it on with her own husband. A married woman who rarely has sex with her own husband, despite his desire to have sex. Provides endless excuses to her husband not to have sex in any way. The consistent denial of sex to her own husband makes her a Swugo.

Guy 1: "Dude, I have not had a sex with my own wife in a month."
Guy2: "WTF, Dude sounds like you married a Swugo, that sucks"
Guy 1: "I'd divorce her but I don't want to lose the kids"
Guy 2: "Tough call dude - life-time of forced celibacy or losing your kids"

by msmit999 July 23, 2014

Sugondese

(adj.) Refers to things coming from the Sugondese Autonomous Region (aka The Federation of Sugondis) of Western China, near the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan. Since the Sugondese language and culture are distinct from others in China and the Middle East, the region was given autonomy in 1981. During its recovery from Mao Zedong's Great Leap Forward, the Sugondese Region experienced a period of prosperity and readopted their traditional religion of Bofaism. In modern times, the Sugondese Region's economy is quite small, but remains stable due to the widespread cultivation and export of various tree nuts, which accounts for around 96% of the region's income. Tree nuts are very common in Sugondese cuisine, as they have been a staple food source there for millenia. Recently, the Sugondese people have become the subject of crude jokes and memes on the internet, which some theorize were started by the Sugondese government to boost tourism. Whether or not this conspiracy theory is true is not known; what is known is that it's funny as fuck.

Guy 1 (while eating): Mmm, this is really good! What is it?

Guy 2: Sugondese food.

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Sugondese nuts.

by TheSlanguist July 31, 2018

Sugoma

DON'T EVER READ IT BACKWARDS

Me: My friend read 'sugoma' backwards and he died
My dad: Poor guy

by FCCRickRoll250 May 14, 2021

sugondese

A country in northern Europe very close to Sweden. Sugondese and Sweden share multiple similarities in culture that many cannot distinguish between them.

Dolan Dark: I know you are Swedish and all but there are many rumors going about that you are Sugondese
Pewdiepie: Oh weird. What is Sugondese anyway?
Dolan Dark: Sugondese nuts
Pewdiepie: (Blocks)

by F-R-E-E(thatspellsfree) July 23, 2018

Shugoki

A large, fat Japanese man with a baseball bat.

Amy: He is SUCH a shugoki.

by Shugoki June 11, 2018

stugots

from the Sopranos series, meant to reproduce the sound of "stu cazz" from the Naples dialect when read out loud, originally from the Italian " 'sto cazzo" (short for "questo cazzo").

Literally "this dick", this term has no relations with other body parts such as balls or anything else "cazzo" only means "dick". Seriously I'm from Italy, born here, the other definitions are pretty dumb.

It's used in Italy mostly as a dumb joke when one asks a question that implies the other person to ask another one then he replies " 'sto cazzo" to mock the guy.
It's also used as a reply to dumb questions especially when the answer is obvious.

Marco: Hey dude, guess who told me to say hi to you?
Paolo: who?
Marco: Sto cazzo !! (stugots!!) <<meaning "nobody" in this particular case>>

Marco e Chiara live together:
Chiara: Do you know who ate my cookies?
Marco: Sto cazzo! <<dumb question, they are the only 2 people living the house, meaning "who the fuck you think it would be other than me, this dick?!" in this particular case>>

by quaggacronz October 22, 2015

Swungover

adj. The physical and mental results of binge swing dancing.

I was out dancing all night last night, and now I'm completely swungover.

by lindycat September 8, 2010