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A country in northern Europe very close to Sweden. Sugondese and Sweden share multiple similarities in culture that many cannot distinguish between them.
Dolan Dark: I know you are Swedish and all but there are many rumors going about that you are Sugondese
Pewdiepie: Oh weird. What is Sugondese anyway?
Dolan Dark: Sugondese nuts
Pewdiepie: (Blocks)
by F-R-E-E(thatspellsfree) July 23, 2018
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(adj.) Refers to things coming from the Sugondese Autonomous Region (aka The Federation of Sugondis) of Western China, near the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan. Since the Sugondese language and culture are distinct from others in China and the Middle East, the region was given autonomy in 1981. During its recovery from Mao Zedong's Great Leap Forward, the Sugondese Region experienced a period of prosperity and readopted their traditional religion of Bofaism. In modern times, the Sugondese Region's economy is quite small, but remains stable due to the widespread cultivation and export of various tree nuts, which accounts for around 96% of the region's income. Tree nuts are very common in Sugondese cuisine, as they have been a staple food source there for millenia. Recently, the Sugondese people have become the subject of crude jokes and memes on the internet, which some theorize were started by the Sugondese government to boost tourism. Whether or not this conspiracy theory is true is not known; what is known is that it's funny as fuck.
Guy 1 (while eating): Mmm, this is really good! What is it?

Guy 2: Sugondese food.

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Sugondese nuts.
by TheSlanguist July 31, 2018
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sugondese is pewdiepies second nationality besides Swedish
guy 1: hey did you know Dolan Dark exposed PewDiePie? He's secretly sugondese
guy 2: what's sugondese?

guy 1: sugondese nuts
by the_darkest_dolan July 23, 2018
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"Sugondese" is referring to " suck on these".
It is commonly used as a country to fool people.
Guy:"Did you hear that I'm Sugondese?"
Guy 2: "What's Sugondese?"
Guy: "Sugondese Nuts
by saihxn July 25, 2018
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sugondese is a deadly disease from the ligma family. It’s extremely rare and only a few cases have ever been recorded.
Guy 1 “ bro I think I have sugondese
Guy 2 “ what’s sugondese”
Guy 1 “SUGONDESE PHAT NUTS!
by KissingmyhomiesGN July 23, 2018
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Sugondese is the the language of the Sugondem people, residing in the northern european country of Sugona.
They're famous for the Sugondic ritual known as "bofa" where they create a circle of various legumes and nuts around someone as it's believed to cure ones afflicted with Ligma.
Person 1:I heard johnny got ligma last week
Person 2:Did he get a bofa?
Person 3:He tried, but whenever he asks people if they know anybody that speaks Sugondese they just laugh at him.
by Argeurgargeur August 02, 2018
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sugondese is PewDiePie's secret nationality besides sweedish
guy 1: hey did you know PewDiePie is sugondese?
guy 2: what's sugondese?
guy 1: sugondese nuts
by the_darkest_dolan July 23, 2018
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