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Guys with unbelievably tiny penises. Small, and skinny, like a worm but with a Z and swermz.
Usually an asian guy, because they have tiny penises.

Can be used as noun, adjective, pronoun, any part of speech
"Look at my swerm"
"Thats a small swermz"
"At least i dont have a swermz"
"Swermzed"
"Thats pretty swermz"
"Hey Swermz, get us some burgers."
Glaucon: "Yes, Swermz, i Agree."
"Seth you have a tiny penis" Also swerms
Swermz by Scotty 2 Hottie May 19, 2006
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An unnecessarily swole twitch streamer who gives off extremely cozy vibes
I need a bad bleep .... Skermz Rae.... shorty the baddest... and she got her ways
skermz by Bsmith343 October 5, 2020
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Jah know dawg me shermz come we go run a boat
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Swerm Swiggler 

1) A mildly erect penis, caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol

2) A worm-like swiggly cock that is 15% hard
Q: You take her down last night?
A: No man, I had a swerm swiggler

Guy: Oh man, I drank way too much last night. She had to blow me for 20 minutes before my swerm swiggler got hard enough to fuck her
Swerm Swiggler by DermIsTheSwerm March 17, 2009
Underground rapper from Chattanooga and the founder of the Icy Rotten collective. His rap style consists of aggressive flows over heavy trap beats.

Notable tracks by him: Diamonds, Noir, Arthritis Pt. 1, and Nothing To Me.
Bro, you hear that new Swerzie? He's up next for sure.
swerzie by anonymous December 2, 2020
it means "roasted" , "victomised" , "savage",
girl:what do u know about my mum..
guy:i know that your mums such a hoe her pussy looks like the great wall of china
me:rah you just got "swermed" there
swermed by dontbnosey May 19, 2016
Swarmz is a Madman. Swarmz, is a Bigman. Swarmz, is a Toughman. Swarmz, is a Roadman. Swarmz is the GOAT. He who silences the haters and he is the greatest boxer of all time
Swarmz is king
Swarmz by sWarmz October 8, 2022
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