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1) A mildly erect penis, caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol

2) A worm-like swiggly cock that is 15% hard
Q: You take her down last night?
A: No man, I had a swerm swiggler

Guy: Oh man, I drank way too much last night. She had to blow me for 20 minutes before my swerm swiggler got hard enough to fuck her
by DermIsTheSwerm March 17, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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