SWERMPING

1. someone from the swamps (ie, the countryside) + twerking = SWERMPING
2. the attempt by white girls (or any girls with no rhythm) from the backwoods attempt to twerk (ie, Miley Cyrus)
3. someone with no rhythm that tries to gyrate in a sexually suggestive manner

"Did you see Miley Cyrus trying to twerk in that video? That was not twerkin'. That was an attempt by some country girl from the swamps to twerk. that was straight up SWERMPING'

by Triston212 September 20, 2013

Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.

My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.

by Fcpcool August 29, 2019

sweeping declaration

A broad, and life-changing statement popularized by Marshall Erikson from How I Met Your Mother.

SWEEPING DECLARATION!!!! I AM NEVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN!

by Tonight we dance June 10, 2014

sweepings

Sweepings: The scraps, leavings, hand-me-downs, things tossed aside as the quality stuff is grabbed up at sales. Junk.

Allie and her friend Brenda waited all night to get into the store with the Grand Opening mega-sale. As they were scrunched through the door the mob rushed right through them and by the time they could get the clothes they dreamed of - all that was left were torn & dirty things that were either way too small or large enough to use as a tent. Scraps and pieces of clothing littered the floors, trampled and raggedly filthy junk.

Well Bren, looks like were stuck with the sweepings.

by Century25 September 30, 2013

street sweeping

When the night out is over and you are trying to find any girl to bring home

last night I was downtown and and there was no cute girl so I decided to go street sweeping and find any girl I could to bring back to my house

by doitlikeshehot February 3, 2010

Shemping

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Turtle Slerpping

When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.

I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"

by FuckYouAssWhole October 4, 2010