Sweoft 

An adjective for something that is both soft and sweet, but for when you're either too tired, high, to actually delineate between the two words. May also be used to describe something kawaii, adorbs, and is suggested to be used with the word smol as well.

What a smol sweoft marshmallow

Sweoft by Silknok October 8, 2017

Swoft 

adj. A lying, manipulative person. Either a natural liar, or very good from years of experience. Made famous by tv's House M.D.

Matthew: Man, your girlfriend is SO swoft sir.
Tim: What the hell does that mean?
Matthew: She's a lying manipulative person.
Tim punches Matthew in the face*
Matthew: Whore.

Swoft by Parada March 8, 2010

Sweft 

For an object or person to be effortlessly cool.

1, Did you see Joe's new sweft sunglasses?

2. Justin Timberlake is so fucking sweft.

Sweft by irdgaf May 31, 2013

Swoftie 

a female over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that swoftie
P2: she looks like she's having fun being single at that age

Swoftie by Jedi418 January 3, 2013

swooft 

adj. (Variation on "swift") Well; healthy; energetic; alert; comfortable; happy. One who is injured or feels ill, depressed, etc. does not "feel swooft" (nor "swift"). Usually employed in this negative sense, at least in the Southern U.S.

Dan won't be comin' in today, he ain't feelin' too swooft.
My, you're lookin' swift today; how's the leg?

swooft by Russell M. July 20, 2007

sweeft 

sick + sweet + swift
the best of all worlds and it gets 'er done faster.

"yo man check out my new kicks"
"sweeft"

sweeft by awesomeville June 8, 2009

swoft 

Noun: A manipulative liar; a mendacious manipulator; a compulsive liar; a charlatan. Etymology: From "House" Fox channel's enduring TV medical drama.

She's not the president of the bank, she's a janitor at the middle school. Everyone knows she's a swoft.

swoft by aliterate March 6, 2011