swofting

Sex while on face time.

While fucking this bitch I decided to swoft my friend. He was fucking his girl at the same time so we ended up Swofting.

by DwarfTears November 14, 2017

swofting

The expression of pursed lips determination that Taylor Swift often exhibits when she locks in during a performance.

He was swofting, alone in the VIP section of the club.

by ResidentSwiftie January 14, 2025

Softing

A verb "to soft" , describing an act of prematurely merging a Pull request into a branch. Sometimes used as a direct synonym to merging a Pull requset.

Past tense - "softed"

1. PR has been softed. - The pull request has been merged to the branch
2. let's soft it . - let's merge this pull request into a branch.
3. Softing this PR would block the release on develop. - merging this pull request to develop branch would block the release.

by Mexican Jackie chan November 22, 2019

Swooting

When you like someone and you are slowly dying inside cause of how hot that person is

Trisha: OMG Tyler is so hot
Me: Yeah I'm totally swooting over him

by Rogue.is.my.name March 20, 2017

Softing

A light, misty rain, drizzle, sprinkle. Usually heard from misplaced Michigander.

"Taipei 101 looks amazing in the rain!"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"

by Tom Joseph February 3, 2015

Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.

by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

by Malicho August 22, 2012