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Swiftie
Swiftie by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016
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Swoftie • swiftie • softie • SWOTTIE • softie_saihara • softiee • Swiftie Bestie • Swiftied • swiftiefan • swiftienator
Swiftie
Taylor Swift's fans who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and tell her how much she has changed her life and what she means to said person.
Swiftie by taylorswift'snumberonegirl March 7, 2018
tossin' softies
tossin' softies by tossin softies April 30, 2011
The Masters Softie
When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
The Masters Softie by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017
Swiftie
A Taylor Swift fan that places her above god. You will find more success hiring a swiftie than a PI. They pick up on everything. And assemble armies on twitter if someone insults one of the hairs on her head.
Swiftie by Reddeservedagrammy May 27, 2018
Thumb in a softie
The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.
"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
Thumb in a softie by toilet joe October 15, 2009
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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