Swoftie 

a female over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that swoftie
P2: she looks like she's having fun being single at that age

Swoftie by Jedi418 January 3, 2013

Swiftie 

Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.

Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death

Swiftie by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016

Swiftie 

Taylor Swift's fans who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and tell her how much she has changed her life and what she means to said person.

OMG YOU ARE SUCH A SWIFTIE

Swiftie by taylorswift'snumberonegirl March 7, 2018

tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

tossin' softies by tossin softies April 30, 2011

The Masters Softie 

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.

My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.

The Masters Softie by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017

Swiftie 

A Taylor Swift fan that places her above god. You will find more success hiring a swiftie than a PI. They pick up on everything. And assemble armies on twitter if someone insults one of the hairs on her head.

Fan: Yh I love Taylor her music is so catchy
Swiftie : I’ve memorised the lineage of her Cats

Swiftie by Reddeservedagrammy May 27, 2018

Thumb in a softie 

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

Thumb in a softie by toilet joe October 15, 2009