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adj. A lying, manipulative person. Either a natural liar, or very good from years of experience. Made famous by tv's House M.D.
Matthew: Man, your girlfriend is SO swoft sir.
Tim: What the hell does that mean?
Matthew: She's a lying manipulative person.
Tim punches Matthew in the face*
Matthew: Whore.
Tim: What the hell does that mean?
Matthew: She's a lying manipulative person.
Tim punches Matthew in the face*
Matthew: Whore.
by Parada March 8, 2010
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