swooft

adj. (Variation on "swift") Well; healthy; energetic; alert; comfortable; happy. One who is injured or feels ill, depressed, etc. does not "feel swooft" (nor "swift"). Usually employed in this negative sense, at least in the Southern U.S.

Dan won't be comin' in today, he ain't feelin' too swooft.
My, you're lookin' swift today; how's the leg?

by Russell M. July 20, 2007

swooft

A sarcastic way of saying swift, as in small and intellegent.

Oh, he's a swooft one.

by Adam S January 03, 2004

Swoofted

(verb) another form of scoop; to grab or extract someone or something; also use 'Swoof'

you were a mess last night, i swoofted you out the club

by shaquifah blue October 30, 2011

Swooft

Something good or okay. Sometimes used with a sarcastic tone. Can be conjugated as sweeft (really bad) and swaft (the best).

That dude is swooft.

Sarcastic- He’s a swooft one.

by Bugandev May 27, 2024

swoofting

Swoofting is the action of waving a fart away from your bottom.

Girl 1: oh my god did you see Rhys swoofting his fart over there?
Girl 2: he is totally swoofting!!!
Rhys: I am the best swoofter

by Jojobopeep July 12, 2018