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adj. (Variation on "swift") Well; healthy; energetic; alert; comfortable; happy. One who is injured or feels ill, depressed, etc. does not "feel swooft" (nor "swift"). Usually employed in this negative sense, at least in the Southern U.S.

Dan won't be comin' in today, he ain't feelin' too swooft.
My, you're lookin' swift today; how's the leg?

swooft by Russell M. July 20, 2007

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swooft

A sarcastic way of saying swift, as in small and intellegent.

Oh, he's a swooft one.

swooft by Adam S January 3, 2004

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Swooft

Something good or okay. Sometimes used with a sarcastic tone. Can be conjugated as sweeft (really bad) and swaft (the best).

That dude is swooft.

Sarcastic- He’s a swooft one.

Swooft by Bugandev May 27, 2024

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swiggity swooty

The act of going after a piece of ass

"Swiggity swooty I'm coming for the booty"

swiggity swooty by Well_hung October 26, 2013

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swoot

The opposite of sweet. This word popularized by Covino and Rich on sirius satellite radio is used to describe something that is not sweet at all.

Bro she didnt give you a knobber?! Swoot...

swoot by phvex December 28, 2005

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Swoft

adj. A lying, manipulative person. Either a natural liar, or very good from years of experience. Made famous by tv's House M.D.

Matthew: Man, your girlfriend is SO swoft sir.
Tim: What the hell does that mean?
Matthew: She's a lying manipulative person.
Tim punches Matthew in the face*
Matthew: Whore.

Swoft by Parada March 8, 2010

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SWIGGITY SWOOTY

the act of comin’ for dat BOOTY.

SWIGGITY SWOOTY, I’M COMIN’ FOR DAT BOOTY!

SWIGGITY SWOOTY by theepicmemelord32 May 18, 2019

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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