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adj. (Variation on "swift") Well; healthy; energetic; alert; comfortable; happy. One who is injured or feels ill, depressed, etc. does not "feel swooft" (nor "swift"). Usually employed in this negative sense, at least in the Southern U.S.
Dan won't be comin' in today, he ain't feelin' too swooft.
My, you're lookin' swift today; how's the leg?
swooft by Russell M. July 20, 2007
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A sarcastic way of saying swift, as in small and intellegent.
Oh, he's a swooft one.
swooft by Adam S January 3, 2004
Related Words
swooft Swoofted swoofter swoofting SWOOFTY swoot swoof swoft swooty swoopty
Something good or okay. Sometimes used with a sarcastic tone. Can be conjugated as sweeft (really bad) and swaft (the best).
That dude is swooft.

Sarcastic- He’s a swooft one.
Swooft by Bugandev May 27, 2024

swiggity swooty 

The act of going after a piece of ass
"Swiggity swooty I'm coming for the booty"
swiggity swooty by Well_hung October 26, 2013
The opposite of sweet. This word popularized by Covino and Rich on sirius satellite radio is used to describe something that is not sweet at all.
Bro she didnt give you a knobber?! Swoot...
swoot by phvex December 28, 2005
adj. A lying, manipulative person. Either a natural liar, or very good from years of experience. Made famous by tv's House M.D.
Matthew: Man, your girlfriend is SO swoft sir.
Tim: What the hell does that mean?
Matthew: She's a lying manipulative person.
Tim punches Matthew in the face*
Matthew: Whore.
Swoft by Parada March 8, 2010

SWIGGITY SWOOTY 

the act of comin’ for dat BOOTY.
SWIGGITY SWOOTY, I’M COMIN’ FOR DAT BOOTY!
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“No way, is that cake?”
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friend : shut up!
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