Sweasticles 

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.

'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'

Sweasticles by disappear December 18, 2005

Sweasticles 

Sweaty-ass testicles.

"It's hot as freakin' sweasticles in here."

Sweasticles by jpers July 29, 2008

Swassticles

Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.

It must be hot outside because you are sporting some nice swassticles.

Swassticles by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011

sweeticles 

super awesome or "sweet"

Jim: Dude! I'm going to the sold-out concert!
Bob: Sweeticles!

sweeticles by Poofy Hair= Life January 8, 2010

Swesticles 

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.

1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.

Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007

sweasties

When your in a fun day of gym enjoying a fun game of contact soccer or just pissing around and you get this emense sweat coming on and you start to feel your balls and penis slipping and sliding all over your sweaty legs, then you have a classic case of the sweastys.

sweaty testies= sweasties
Ex. when i went running I had and awfull case of sweasties and had to peal my nuts of my leg like a fruit rollup.

sweasties by Matt Alty, Brad Frink and Andrew Teglas February 7, 2006

swasticle

An unhappy racist and non-influential narrow-minded male who needs a real life. And who probably has a gun. And no wife.

Jason is a wannabe Nazi, but is simply a swasticle.

swasticle by common tater July 30, 2016