Sweasticles
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Sweasticles
Sweasticles by jpers July 29, 2008
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Sweasticles • swesticles • Sweaticles • sweatsticles • swessticles • spesticles • swastikles • smesticles • Snesticles • swagsticles
Swassticles
Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.
Swassticles by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011
Swesticles
1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.
2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.
2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.
1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.
2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.
2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.
Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007
sweasties
When your in a fun day of gym enjoying a fun game of contact soccer or just pissing around and you get this emense sweat coming on and you start to feel your balls and penis slipping and sliding all over your sweaty legs, then you have a classic case of the sweastys.
sweaty testies= sweasties
Ex. when i went running I had and awfull case of sweasties and had to peal my nuts of my leg like a fruit rollup.
Ex. when i went running I had and awfull case of sweasties and had to peal my nuts of my leg like a fruit rollup.
sweasties by Matt Alty, Brad Frink and Andrew Teglas February 7, 2006
swasticle
An unhappy racist and non-influential narrow-minded male who needs a real life. And who probably has a gun. And no wife.
swasticle by common tater July 30, 2016
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