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When your in a fun day of gym enjoying a fun game of contact soccer or just pissing around and you get this emense sweat coming on and you start to feel your balls and penis slipping and sliding all over your sweaty legs, then you have a classic case of the sweastys.
sweaty testies= sweasties
Ex. when i went running I had and awfull case of sweasties and had to peal my nuts of my leg like a fruit rollup.
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Swatties 

A student who goes to Swarthmore College.
Look at those swatties saving the world. Sweet.
Swatties by Swatt1es August 29, 2009

sweetieshop 

The disgraced sibling of 'pattyshop'. A sweetieshop is when the standards and operations of a business/organization, are so subpar, that to call it a pattyshop, would be an insult to the hard-working pattyshops in existence. This word is also popular in Jamaica. However, unlike pattyshop, users of the word do not believe that the tragic establishment, can do better.
Call-Center Worker 1: No sah, kinda pattyshop dis?
Call-Center Worker 2: No girl, ya diss Tastees. This a one sweetieshop.
sweetieshop by HadesEX October 11, 2019

Seatsies 

When you steal or choose a chair.
can be one someone was sitting on and got up.
Me: I have to get a napkin on the other side of the table. it will take me two seconds. (gets up)

You: Seatsies!

Me: Crappola!

ex.2

whoa! look at that golden chair amongst those blue ones!
seatsies!

erry' one: you suck!
Seatsies by zeebee123 June 10, 2009

Sweasticles 

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.
'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'
Sweasticles by disappear December 18, 2005

Sweatish 

A noun or adjective describing something or someone pertaining to Scotland. Derived from the rhyming slang of "sweaty sock" meaning "Jock" (which, in Britain, refers to a Scotsman).
Shopkeeper; "I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept that Sweatish currency south of the border unless we cannot avoid it"
or

1st person; "Och aye laddie, t'is a wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie". Second person; "I'm sorry, but that's a lot of sweatish nonsense."
Sweatish by Controlled Magic December 12, 2008

sweeties 

Common scottish (glaswegian) term for ecstacy
have you got any sweeties left, im on 3
sweeties by deviant_26 May 13, 2005