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sweatsticles 

i'm gonna tea-bag you with my sweatsticles
sweatsticles by mike roche October 10, 2006
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Swassticles

Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.
It must be hot outside because you are sporting some nice swassticles.
Swassticles by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011

Sweasticles 

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.
'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'
Sweasticles by disappear December 18, 2005

Swesticles 

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.
1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.
Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007

Sweatsicle 

After working out in the gym in my sweaty wifebeater, I put it in the freezer and it formed sweatsicles. Then I ate them.
Sweatsicle by farmanimalsrock January 16, 2009

swesticles 

A mixture of sweat and testicles. Appears in the frontal region of the body where the testicles are located.
I got some nasty swesticles going on today.
swesticles by wanger April 7, 2005

Sweaticles 

Perspiration sweat accumulated under a man's balls testicles
His sweaticles formed a wet spot on his shorts.
Sweaticles by Kay3t0 August 20, 2017
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