swessticles

Meaning a very sweaty ballsack.

I was doing box squats, and now I've got swessticles drippin' down my leg.

by servohack November 26, 2004

Swassticles

Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.

It must be hot outside because you are sporting some nice swassticles.

by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011

Stressticles

Testosterone-fuelled stress; when a male is giving off stress vibes so aggressively strong that the tension is palpable and quite frankly, a little bit scary.

"His stressticles were so strong I couldn't wait to get out of the room!"

"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"

by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012

sweeticles

super awesome or "sweet"

Jim: Dude! I'm going to the sold-out concert!
Bob: Sweeticles!

by Poofy Hair= Life January 8, 2010

Stressticles

A combination between the words stress and testicles
It describes the state in which a male occurs when he is so stressed that it even can be felt in his balls.

Person 1: Hey, whats up dude?
Person 2: My exams are tomorrow and I didn't even start studying, I'm so stressed!
Person 1: Typical case of stressticles!

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

Sweasticles

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.

'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'

by disappear December 18, 2005

Swesticles

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.

1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.

by housian July 22, 2007