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Swagbag Steve 

One with such absence of game that they must manipulate vulnerable individuals in order to "pick them up"; mistakenly thinks of their success "swag".
Swagbag Steve is the version of Prince Charming that tries more than just kissing "sleeping beauty".

Swabbage Patch 

A popular dance in the Bay Area, created by rapper Mace Dre. The dance involves moving your arms in a trance-like motion, very similar to "feelin' yourself".
Baydestrian 1: Yo, you see that cutti gettin down with the swabbage patch?

Baydestrian 2: Dude goin' hella retarded!
Swabbage Patch by rappergonebad October 29, 2009
1. noun-the act of having phenomenal swagger, but also being a douchebag

2. verb-the wearing of the brand tapout
FRIEND 1: hey man nice threads, i like your swagger
FRIEND 2: shutup idiot
FRIEND 1:wow you are such a swagbag
swagbag by fanous November 25, 2010
When a person wheres an article of clothing that actually says the word swag on it. Anyone who does this is naturally a douchebag.
Laura: Hey Mindy. Did you see that swagbag come out of the bathroom?

Mindy: Yeah. Doesn't he know everyone is making fun of him.
Swagbag by cambronshinn April 7, 2013
A person(s) who freaks out over anything and everything but on a level that is annoying and bordering douchebaggery Spazbags were born without the common sense chromosome leading to rants and raves that make no sense.
J- "OMG I just felt a rain drop! But before I open my umbrella I have to clean it off with alcohol because someone may have touched it then I might catch a cold and send me to the hospital and I will lose my job and and ..."

T - "Dude.. quit being a spazbag and STFU!"
Spazbag by Sir Wabbit April 30, 2009