swazag

a variation of the word swag. often described as over the top swag.

John: Damn, look at that kid, he has mad swag!
Steve: Yea, its over the top. He has swazag.

by word_inventer January 1, 2012

Swanage

An individual who follows a questionable moral code.

Blames others for their short comings.

Colloquially known as a 'twat'.

'Barry, stop shitting in the sink, you swanage.'

'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'

'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'

'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'

by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016

swamage

ever in a conversation and they say something that directly applies to you..... well now theres a word to say when it happens SWAMAGE (invented by georgie barrett)

Joe: I love Gok Wan and Kurt from glee
Georgie: Swamage

Georgie: I want some biscuits
Joe: Swamage

by joeygawley June 19, 2010

spazager

A manager/project manager that works software industry that freaks out over small issues and abuses the use of the 'yt' abbreviation by sending it over IM and/or text message

Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Me: Yes I'm here spazager, what is the issue this time. You forgot how to boot your computer?

by BoneSoaker September 27, 2013

Swazatar

A Bedhampton drill artist who has been arrested for numerous stabbings within the PO1 area and is feared by all venture onto his streets at night.

Person one: Did you see what Swazatar did last night?
Person two: Yeah, I heard Swazatar cheffed three opps last night from the PO1

by FunnyRankings January 1, 2021

Swazbag

Swazbag means an expensive bag, not a swazbags means a chep bag.

Your mom not a swazbag.

by BiCk-A-BonKiNg June 4, 2018

Ethan SWAZaria

The first gay footballer to graduate from the Manchester United academy. On the ball, he's the best at the whole club, including the first team. He is the only one of two people to ever achieve a 192 FIFA21 Futdraft on FUTbin FUTdraft simulator after the legendary Elija Redden of the among us esports team. Early in his career, he was involved in the curry powder scandal and subsequently failed his drug test. He has been an open advocate for gay rights all his life and is an inspiration for gay athletes everywhere. Many philosophical minds argue whether you should call SWAZariah a mistah.

The weather is so bad, SO ETHAN!!!!!
That footballer is so good, he might be the next Ethan SWAZaria

by Unofficial Ethan Fan Club March 21, 2021