1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.
2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.
2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
by Alven G. July 22, 2009
Get the Cock swabbler mug.Related Words
Swabbler
• Cobb swabbler
• Cock swabbler
• Cunt Swabbler
• sack swabbler
• swabble
• swabber
• Swabbled
• Swabble Dee
• swabble donkey
Usually to a guy named Adam, they like to make dumb decisions! for example not playing football and staying in his hometown and not playing football!
1) picking sucking dick for a million dollars over doing a race for a million dollars that you know you can win! Or
2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?
3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?
2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?
3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?
by Poseidonthepussywetta October 3, 2011
Get the Cunt Swabbler mug.a male and/or female that finds overwhelming satisfaction in having a scrotum in or around their mouth.
by Ron Kromer April 2, 2008
Get the sack swabbler mug.by Pirate Steve1930 May 23, 2025
Get the Cobb swabbler mug.1. one who performs a nasal or throat swab for the detection of bacteria or virus
2. one who swabs any surface
2. one who swabs any surface
by timlight April 22, 2020
Get the swabber mug.Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur
Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur
Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.
Use #1:
Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"
Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.
Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"
Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.
by jegenes July 22, 2010
Get the kaybo swabber mug.