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Colin went to buy an acorn squash but he was swabbled into buying an acorn.
Swabbled by F4rmer22330 May 23, 2021
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Cobby Swabbled 

A phrase made up to parody how British people say that they are confused. Best if said in a poorly done British accent.

Patented by Mal and Emma 2021
Person One: “This is so confusing!”
Person Two: *in a bad British accent* “Right! I’m awfully cobby swabbled!”
Cobby Swabbled by ermsunderscore April 24, 2024

Scabbledabbledobad 

The term a person would use when they're standing over a cliff jumping into a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding and Patrick Star next to the kiddie pool yelling "Do a FLIP!"
Person 1: What are you doing up there?
Person 2: Scabbledabbledobad
Patrick Star: Do a FLIP!

Cock swabbler 

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
Cock swabbler by Alven G. July 22, 2009
A slang acronym meaning to fight, whether it is a 1on1 fight or a rumble, to exchange hands. Swabbling must involve physical contact, verbal slurs is not considered swabbling.
Person 1: "Waz' good nigga? Heard yo bitch ass got beef wit me, wassup nigga, i got the twin eagles hanging down my crotch nigga, waz' good?"

Person 2: "Yo waz' good witchu fam? You think you big time? Fuckin' wit me nigga, I got the 12 guage pump, you gon' die big time dun."

Person 1: "Fuck gatz, lets swabble then nigga."
Swabble by Howard Tan June 20, 2007
To fight, whether it is a 1on1 fight or a rumble, to exchange hands.
Person 1: Waz good nigga? Heard yo bitch ass got beef wit me, wassup nigga, i got the twin eagles hanging down my crotch nigga, was good?

Person 2: Gats pussy nigga, lez swabble nigga.
swabble by Howard Tan From San Diego September 29, 2006
When a cotton swab is inserted up your nose for medical testing (the rona).
Bro, I just got swabbed. I swear that swab touched my brain

Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?
Swabbed by REKTASAUROUS July 20, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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