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Swallows 

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When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.
Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.
Swallows by morpheus June 16, 2005
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swallows hardcore

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adj. Used to describe something in a negative way. Used when term "swallows" is insufficiant.
EXAMPLE ONE: Dude, that movie was horrible! It swallows hardcore.

swallows hardcore by Tony Scardina November 11, 2005

Swallows and Amazons 

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Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'

sucks and swallows 

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Someone who is easy going or who has tact: they accept whatever comes their way even if they don't like it and can play it off well.
That girl was just called a bitch and didn't do anything bout it. She may suck but at least she swallows too.
sucks and swallows by Sushi April 18, 2005

yakult swallows 

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baseball team in Tokyo, not nearly as popular as the Giants.
weren't any good until the 90's, when finally started winning.
the second team in Tokyo.
yakult swallows by 5150 August 1, 2004

Suck Suck Swallow

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(n.) A game played by a male and female in which the female performs fellatio on the male, the male ejaculates in the female’s mouth and she swallows his ejaculate. If played correctly, there are no losers.

*It can be played by two males, but that’s just gay.*
Her mouth felt amazing on my dick when we played Suck Suck Swallow last night!
Suck Suck Swallow by Mickey12x8 January 28, 2021

hard pill to swallow 

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something that is so hard to accept.
That my own son could have done something so horrible is a hard pill to swallow.
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hard pill to swallow by kinginamo October 6, 2016
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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