swabber 

1. one who performs a nasal or throat swab for the detection of bacteria or virus

2. one who swabs any surface

A swabber can prevent false results during covid-19 test if he's thoroughly following protocols

swabber by timlight April 22, 2020

kaybo swabber

Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur

Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.

Use #1:

Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"

Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.

kaybo swabber by jegenes July 22, 2010

Sacrum Swabber 

someone who licks ass.

Joe was a Master Ass Blaster and a Jedi Sacrum Swabber

Sacrum Swabber by gigliano August 15, 2006

Purple-shirted eye-stabber 

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

Purple-shirted eye-stabber by NightWind November 8, 2010

slabberin 

to slabber at some one means that you take the piss or poke fun of

Gavin: did you hear about that slut vicky she was slabberin about you again
Adrian:That Bitch

slabberin by Gav April 1, 2005

scrotum stabber 

a vicious weapon used to destroy ones scrotum

get the gause hes been attacked by a scrotum stabber

scrotum stabber by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019

scab stabber 

Someone who stabs continually at the same place with a syringe, usually trying to inject street drugs, until it forms a scab....once the scab is formed the scab stabber will usually stab at the newly formed scab trying to ingest more drugs....

Look at that scab stabber trying to stab at that scab with that dull rusty needle.... how many scabs could a scab stabber stab if a scab stabber could stab scabs?? A scab stabber would stab all scabs that they could stab if a scab stabber could stab scabs......

scab stabber by tex WHITE September 11, 2016