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kaybo swabber
Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur
Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur
Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.
Use #1:
Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"
Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.
Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"
Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.
kaybo swabber by jegenes July 22, 2010
Related Words
swabber • kaybo swabber • Sacrum Swabber • Butt swabbery • slabber • stabber • Scabber • slabbering • Slabberdash • stabber fry
Sacrum Swabber
Sacrum Swabber by gigliano August 15, 2006
Purple-shirted eye-stabber
The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
Purple-shirted eye-stabber by NightWind November 8, 2010
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scrotum stabber by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019
scab stabber
Someone who stabs continually at the same place with a syringe, usually trying to inject street drugs, until it forms a scab....once the scab is formed the scab stabber will usually stab at the newly formed scab trying to ingest more drugs....
Look at that scab stabber trying to stab at that scab with that dull rusty needle.... how many scabs could a scab stabber stab if a scab stabber could stab scabs?? A scab stabber would stab all scabs that they could stab if a scab stabber could stab scabs......
scab stabber by tex WHITE September 11, 2016
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