Sutistic

A horrible misspelling of Autisic, but somehow defines the same point of Autism

Bob: Whats wrong with Davey?

Frank: Davey is Sutistic.

Davey: *Sutistic Noises

Sutistic by PapaShnitz May 4, 2024

slutistics 

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

slutistics by Pass March 18, 2004

Sulistic

A person who isn't affected by gossips, rumours, etc. at all & continues to live as he/she does but may take any action as deemed fit in case it affects work, business,etc. either monetarily or any other way.

Girl: Hey dude, Did you heard 'male prostitute' thing being spread about you?

Boy: Only if I was an actor or a great businessman, I would have simply made a statement that 'it is false'. But I'm just a normal guy & I know I'm straight so, I just don't give a f**k & gonna live on babes!

Girl: We're team Sulistic bud. Let the world blabber.

Sulistic by Meet_d_maddo August 14, 2016

slutistic 

Anyy man/woman who flirts with sexual intentions or talks in a sexually suggestive manner without recognizing that he/she is doing it

(GUY # 1)- dudee that hott girl over there asked me for my phone number!! she said she really likes me.

(GUY # 2)- what?! dude she told me she wasn't seeing anyone and told me to call her next time i'm alone

DUDE WHAT A SLUTISTIC BITCHH

slutistic by wessss gwTbiatchh December 24, 2008

Sutostic 

When you try to say autistic, but you’re having a stroke.

Retard #1: “Hey, I saw you staring at that hooker like you wanted to feast on her organs. Are you sutostic?
Retard #2: “Pardon?”
Retard #1: “Uh…do you smell burnt toast?”

Sutostic by Jollirat December 31, 2022

Sufisticated 

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Sufisticated by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Sustistic 

Not merely just an incorrect or correlational statistic, but one that is sourced from or contracted by an entity with systemic power and a specific agenda. Often used by bigots to win reddit arguments. Basically a self-report for racists, homophobes, etc.

Redditor 1: Dude haven't you heard of 13/50? Of course Jamal was gonna hit her.
Redditor 2: Where'd you get that sustistic, parler?

Sustistic by JustTheSussiest April 10, 2022