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A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.
There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.
by Pass March 18, 2004
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Anyy man/woman who flirts with sexual intentions or talks in a sexually suggestive manner without recognizing that he/she is doing it
(GUY # 1)- dudee that hott girl over there asked me for my phone number!! she said she really likes me.

(GUY # 2)- what?! dude she told me she wasn't seeing anyone and told me to call her next time i'm alone

by wessss gwTbiatchh April 16, 2007
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