Sustistic

Not merely just an incorrect or correlational statistic, but one that is sourced from or contracted by an entity with systemic power and a specific agenda. Often used by bigots to win reddit arguments. Basically a self-report for racists, homophobes, etc.

Redditor 1: Dude haven't you heard of 13/50? Of course Jamal was gonna hit her.
Redditor 2: Where'd you get that sustistic, parler?

by JustTheSussiest April 10, 2022

sustistic

someone who's brain has been fried from among us memes to the point it creates a tumour in their brain and they lose their sense of humour due to the fact they have seen too many sussy memes

ayo bro that mfer acting like a sustistic fellow

by charathebaka November 11, 2022