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superfans 

A group of overweight,dedicated Chicago Sports team fans. Devoted to da Bears and da Bulls. They were once honored by the presence of Michael Jordan, with whom they hula danced.
Superfans Brain Teasers:

Superfan #1: Who would win in a fight, between Ditka, and God?

Superfan #2: That's a trick question there Bob. Ditka IS God.

Superfan #1: Who would win if the Bears' team bus was in the Indianappolis 500?

Superfan #2: Who's driving the bus?

Superfan #1: Ditka's driving the bus.

Superfan #2: Da Bears would win.
superfans by P-faff August 14, 2006

Superhamster 

A racist youtuber, often compares himself to Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler. Likes to fuck animals.
Superhamsters in the washroom pounding a 5 year old pussy
Superhamster by zurpysss October 16, 2017

superhans 

A shade of off-white, the color of a moist crack rock tinged with yellow, innit? Yellow fever. Got the snitch up the Jackson. A color widely known to have been nicked by the Chemical Brothers, innit? The color of a indeterminate puck of gristle. Look at yourselves!
The superhans colored crack is really more-ish, thought Big Mad Andy, honking on his crack pipe.
superhans by pete from reno August 18, 2017

superhands 

Sheffield's drunkest and most ridiculous student indie rock band. Made famous by anthems such as "All Along", "Hide Away" and "Half Past Three", are usually found in the Hadfield Hotel in Crookesmore. Members: Laura Poole, James Law, Steve Potter, William Wong, Pete "The Angry Drummer" King.
We're going to go and see Superhands play!
superhands by Jamesybaby May 5, 2006

Supermans Cape 

The piece of skin between the male testicals and his ass.
Wow, that supermans cape is so hairy.
Supermans Cape by Johnny Smith January 30, 2004

supermans twin 

Someone that plays a sport with heart. Someone who plays with power. Started by bay area rapper D.A.G.
-"mike flys to the ball like he was supermans twin" -taft soccer by. D.A.G.

-did u see that guy playing football today, he was running people over like if he was supermans twin.
supermans twin by jose cuervo September 23, 2008