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superhans 

A shade of off-white, the color of a moist crack rock tinged with yellow, innit? Yellow fever. Got the snitch up the Jackson. A color widely known to have been nicked by the Chemical Brothers, innit? The color of a indeterminate puck of gristle. Look at yourselves!
The superhans colored crack is really more-ish, thought Big Mad Andy, honking on his crack pipe.
superhans by pete from reno August 18, 2017
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Super Hans 

A character from the U.K TV program ‘Peep Show’. Known for his dangerous drug habits and close friendship with Jeremy Usbourne.
jeremy: super hans is just honking on his crack pipe.
Super Hans by dxblxn January 20, 2019

supercancersyphillaids 

Worse than supercancer or supercanceraids. But still a made up disease to poke fun at the fact that pretty much everything you do will either give you cancer, aids, or syphillis. Mainly cancer.
Dude, Jassy's lookin hot today!

Look but don't touch man, she's been around Vegas several times - she got the supercancersyphillaids. Make yo dick hang sideways and then some.

Superfantastic

The name of a particularly potent kind of LSD that was made in California, USA.
That Superfantastic acis sure lived up to its name!
Superfantastic by djsynchro January 14, 2012

supercanceraids 

A hypothetical terminal illness borne from living in excess. Known to the state of California to cause supercancersyphillaids.
I chew gum all the time; I can't wait until they find out it causes supercanceraids.

Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.

superannuated flatus

Too many university faculty members wind up being superannuated flatuses over time. It's pasture time for them.
superannuated flatus by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

superash 

Ash from a cigarette which cant be cleaned off clothes and leaves a stain.

OR

A stuck up person, who has whorish behavhiour and is completely self absorbed.
eg.
Shit, I can't get this superash out my jeans!

eg 2.
Omg that guy was such a superash, he tries to get with every hot girl he sees and is totally up himself
superash by John Erverton March 12, 2008