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A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.
That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.
Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

slutmonkey 

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.
Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!
slutmonkey by rwwells September 9, 2010

Shmonkey 

Someone special to you, who is playful and sexy. They have an alluring quality that you can't pinpoint. They are down to earth and fun, yet remain sophisticated and graceful. Never ceasing to impress.
Your a proper little Shmonkey you are.
Shmonkey by James2968 June 10, 2011

Shmonkey 

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey
One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey
Shmonkey by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010

Smutmonkey 

Noun.

1. A person with a strong, uninhibited sexual appetite.

2. A person who regularly engages in crass, sexually explicit conversations.

3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings sh*t.
#1: Oh man, I couldn't stop this girl talking about snow jobs last night.

#2: Yeah, she is such a filthy smutmonkey! I love it!
Smutmonkey by Satouk November 30, 2009

Skunkmonkey 

When you go camping with a girl thats been hiking for a few days without a shower. When she takes her panties off, her monkey (vagina) smells like a skunk that has just sprayed the inside of the tent. Legend has it that native american tibes in the everglades used to roll in the skunkmonkey juice as a repellant to the Skunk Ape ( a mythical bigfoot type creature) that lives in the swamps of Florida. Further testing is needed to find out if this is true though. So if you go camping, please tell us of your results.
The inside of our tent smelled like a skunkmonkey after she took her pants off!
Go wash yourself woman!
Skunkmonkey by fusion73 March 2, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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