slutmonkey

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.

Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!

by rwwells September 9, 2010

slutmonkey

A promiscuous woman.

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.

by J-Daddy September 24, 2006

Boston Slutmonkey

The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.

My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.

by The Mighy Gazelle February 21, 2009

shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

by King Mob May 20, 2004

Slut Monkey

A slut who jumps from dick to dick like a monkey jumps to branches.

Damn, that slut monkey gave my WHOLE fuckin' crew AIDS. Shiiieet.

by Persian Batman May 4, 2003

holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

slutmonger

One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.

"Dave is such a slutmonger, he sold me his ex while she was still leaking!"

by pearce duncan January 30, 2006