spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.

The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.

by growmoreweed May 12, 2014

spicmonkey

The word spic combined with monkey to better describe hispanics

All these spicmonkeys tryna steal our jobs! burn them

by superfastcamel6969 June 4, 2023

slutmonkey

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.

Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!

by rwwells September 9, 2010

spazmonkey

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

Smutmonkey

Noun.

1. A person with a strong, uninhibited sexual appetite.

2. A person who regularly engages in crass, sexually explicit conversations.

3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings sh*t.

#1: Oh man, I couldn't stop this girl talking about snow jobs last night.

#2: Yeah, she is such a filthy smutmonkey! I love it!

by Satouk November 30, 2009

slutmonkey

A promiscuous woman.

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.

by J-Daddy September 24, 2006