suckmonkey

noun/verb/adjective. something is putrid, repugnant

I got an F, but the teacher is a suckmonkey. -or- You broke your arm? th is so suckmonkey

by Ewizzle October 15, 2003

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

by 202101 December 24, 2010

fuckmonkey

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

SUCK MONKEY

A woman (hopefully) whose sole reason for existence is sucking cock.

My girlfriend is a suck monkey.

by GS March 18, 2004

Skunkmonkey

When you go camping with a girl thats been hiking for a few days without a shower. When she takes her panties off, her monkey (vagina) smells like a skunk that has just sprayed the inside of the tent. Legend has it that native american tibes in the everglades used to roll in the skunkmonkey juice as a repellant to the Skunk Ape ( a mythical bigfoot type creature) that lives in the swamps of Florida. Further testing is needed to find out if this is true though. So if you go camping, please tell us of your results.

The inside of our tent smelled like a skunkmonkey after she took her pants off!
Go wash yourself woman!

by fusion73 March 2, 2010

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

sackmonkey

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it

you are such a sackmonkey

by snoopman May 2, 2009