Smutmonkey

Noun.

1. A person with a strong, uninhibited sexual appetite.

2. A person who regularly engages in crass, sexually explicit conversations.

3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings sh*t.

#1: Oh man, I couldn't stop this girl talking about snow jobs last night.

#2: Yeah, she is such a filthy smutmonkey! I love it!

by Satouk November 30, 2009

shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

by King Mob May 20, 2004

slutmonkey

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.

Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!

by rwwells September 9, 2010

holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

slutmonkey

A promiscuous woman.

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.

by J-Daddy September 24, 2006

spotmonkey

a wrestler who's movelist and style is comprised almost solely of big, crowd-impressing spots. these spots usually involve high risk maneuvers, such as corkscrew flips, moonsaults, flips onto the floor, etc.

Mark: "Hey man, what the fuck is a spotmonkey?"

Smark: "Amazing red"

by matt inman August 3, 2007

Sunmonkey

The minute that the sun appears, Sunmonkeys put on their shorts, parade around in sunglasses and try their very best to get a tan. They are usually the first ones to get sunburn.

Similar to a 'sun worshipper'.

"It's so sunny! Quick, hand me the sun cream!"
"OMG, you're such a Sunmonkey"

by Sunmonkey T May 11, 2008