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subahole 

The person driving the Subaru in front of you, most typically found in and around Boulder Colorado, carefully monitoring their speed to be driving 10 mph less than the posted speed limit such that the faux golden retriever mutt that they picked up at the Humane Society doesn’t get car sick after its recent canine acupuncture treatment. A Subahole} can also be found parked indefinitely at stoplights because of their inability to move their foot from the brake petal to the accelerator before the light turns red again; caused by the confusion of the incoherent rhythms of the Phish song playing on their car stereo. This phenomenon has resulted in the common bumper sticker: “Boulder, Colorado: An Asshole Who Can’t Drive in Every Subaru”.
We will never get there on time, there are just too many Subaholes on the road today.
subahole by napalona zając June 5, 2016
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stubchode 

Fat Mexican male with a black Honda containing a Subwoofer.
That stubchode drives slow and drives loud.
stubchode by MarkeyMarko May 13, 2014
The magical place where scalping pieces of shit venture to sell their unethically acquired concert tickets at prices even Donald Trump would scoff at.
Penny: "Hey did you get those Arcade Fire tickets?"
Joe: "No, but there's already 117 tickets on StubHub and the cheapest one is $198. CUNTS."
StubHub by idontusejelly May 9, 2011
America's Next Favorite Pastime. A psuedo sport invented by seven sorta athletes. It's popularity has grown in size tremedously. The main focus of Stuball is fun and friendship. Teams compete for the fusion cup each year.
Stuball by MERKUMBER May 21, 2010
Stuball is a hand sewn four-panel cloth cat toy ball, which includes a four inch nylon tail in its construction. The panels are made of fleece, which creates the purrfect surface for cat claw activity.

The reason Stuball was invented was to help a couple of slightly pudgy indoor cats get some exercise that they wouldn’t have otherwise initiated on their own.

They had no idea they were creating the greatest cat toy known to kitties!
The Stuball is my cat’s favorite toy.
Stuball by Bobshortarm October 26, 2011

Stubhub Roulette 

The process of travelling to an event without tickets, with the hope that you can find cheap tickets after last-minute price drops on Stubhub. This may also require commandeering a printer from a nearby hotel, Kinkos, or random office building.
Dude A: Hey duder, want to go to the Solar Bears game tonight?
Dude B: Ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. Where are your seats?
Dude A: Don't have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
Dude B: $1 tickets? Fuck yeah