StubHub 

The magical place where scalping pieces of shit venture to sell their unethically acquired concert tickets at prices even Donald Trump would scoff at.

Penny: "Hey did you get those Arcade Fire tickets?"
Joe: "No, but there's already 117 tickets on StubHub and the cheapest one is $198. CUNTS."

StubHub by idontusejelly May 9, 2011

Stubhub 

Down syndrome fingers. A girl with very short fingers or shorter than normal fingers that you have a sexual relationship with. Usually used in terms of massage or hand jobs. Mc-Hiney

I’m going to see my stubhub today, I really need a handjob.

Stubhub by Dl19752 October 1, 2018

stubhub 

stubhub a sick collection of videos where you watch people stub their toes and scream out in pain for laughter and fetish purposes

got bored went to stubhub dot com

stubhub by sanxity March 29, 2019

Stubhub Roulette 

The process of travelling to an event without tickets, with the hope that you can find cheap tickets after last-minute price drops on Stubhub. This may also require commandeering a printer from a nearby hotel, Kinkos, or random office building.

Dude A: Hey duder, want to go to the Solar Bears game tonight?
Dude B: Ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. Where are your seats?
Dude A: Don't have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
Dude B: $1 tickets? Fuck yeah

Stubhub Roulette by kirkandorules March 2, 2016

stubhub chicken 

Monitoring a ticket resale website such as stubhub on the day of a concert or sporting event while watching prices fall in order to purchase last minute tickets at the lowest possible price.

We played stubhub chicken last night and went to the Sharks game for only 17 bucks!!

stubhub chicken by arann86 January 24, 2014

Stub Hub 

The one to two days hair growth on a woman's pubic region.

I was going down on my girlfriend and she had some serious stub hub, why doesn't she take care of that shit everyday.

Stub Hub by Gary Nelson January 21, 2011

Subhub 

A substitute husband. You have a husband already, but you have another close male friend on the side.

I had to get sex from my Subhub because Eric wasn't putting the dick to work on me

Subhub by Lovebytes April 7, 2016