stroop waffle

a sex position where both people lie on top of each other like two stroop waffles in a package. no one moves.

we stroop waffle forever last night. while we listened to she won't let me fuck.

by beccalovespancakes August 6, 2007

Stroop Waffle

A legendary Dutch snack full of sweet, sticky, orgasmic filling between two waffle cookies.

Best enjoyed for breakfast in bed, with coffee, or as a dessert. Sometimes warmed or eaten from the package.

Used often to cleanse the mind and palette.

Commonly enjoyed after or before sexual intercourse.

Pronounced "Strope Vaffle"

"Hey! Want a stroop waffle? Yeah man, thanks"

"Wow that was amazing, want a stroop waffle to make ourselves not feel like shit about having underage sex?"

by Benji831 October 14, 2013

Stroop Waffle Style

sexual intercourse where the male is on top of the female and he pulls out and nuts on her chest.

“so how was the sex?”
“oh it was great, we did it stroop waffle style”

by lilpribs January 14, 2022

stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Stroopwaffel

"Stroopwaffeling" someone refers to when you sit on another person, often without their consent, typically on public transport, e.g Trains and Buses.

"Fuck man I accidentally turned a woman into a stroopwaffel on the train this morning"

by serpion April 7, 2019

Stroopwaffle

1. According to a Hetalia Kink Meme, "Two crisp, crumbly cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. Firm and chewy when cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of coffee, the core went all melty. From toffee to caramel in consistency. The kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to lick and suck at furiously to get off."

2. We have no idea, but also according to a Hetalia Kink Meme, some sort of service offered by prostitutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.

1. "Mmmm, these stroopwaffles are delicious."

2. "Ow, stroopwaffling sounds painful."

by Rovonos February 1, 2009

stroopwaffled

Verb. An inadequate gesture of compensation made by a company with monopoly on a service. Gesture has the opposite intended effect and draws negative attention to it's shitty business practices.

I just paid $2000 dollars for an eight hour flight to Hawaii. The airline stroopwaffled me. All I got was some lousy wasabi rice crackers.

by The Cyberfooled September 25, 2016