Striptard 

A guy who never gets laid because,

#1, he spends most of his time at the Strip Joint

and

#2, when he does have the chance to meet women, he rejects women who are better looking than he is, because they don't live up to his Stripper standards.

Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years, what a Striptard!

Striptard by Chase Chude March 4, 2009

stupitard 

A person of average intelligence with a lifestyle of playing the fool or acting like an idiot. This is probably due to a need for attention. Not to be confused with a clown that acts like an idiot temporarily for comedy's sake.

He is so annoying, he always asks the most ridiculous questions, fucking stupitard!

stupitard by freedom boy June 25, 2009

12-steptard 

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.

My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!

12-steptard by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Shrimptard 

A very small person. another word for "midget".

"Hey shrimptard!!! Why don't you grow a little?"

Shrimptard by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009

scraptard

A mentally challenged individual who recycles scrap metal

That scraptard scrounged all day and still cant afford a sack.

scraptard by kellemer January 13, 2015

stripnado 

When a single gent or two gents purchase all of the dancers in a gentleman club to strip around them in a tornado like fashion.

Phil and Jimmy had a Stripnado last night!

stripnado by James56333 October 19, 2016

Stripparaoke 

Sexy dancers strip, while you try to sing karaoke at Devils Point. Trademarked at Devils Point in Portland, Oregon since 2005.

Let's go to Stripparaoke this Sunday at Devils Point!

Stripparaoke by Blast0butter January 15, 2023