skiptard

A dj that can't ever match beats correctly.

That skiptard tried to mix a jungle and a house record.

by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006

skitarded

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

Skeptard

Any one who is blindly skeptical to the evidence around them, regardless of research done on any given topic, in addition to any one who refuses to do the research necessary, before jumping to conclusions.

Brian: Hey Jeff, you realize that the United States House Select Committee on Assassinations ruled JFK's assassination the result of a conspiracy right?

Jeff: Oh you kooks.

Brian: Us kooks? No, it's you Skeptards that refuse to go and fact check for yourself.

by James543675 April 19, 2011

Skintard

a skinny retard. someone who has a boney body and a lame personality. commonly seen wearing tight pants and shaggy hair. skintards should be pointed at and laughed at.

eww - i can't believe you dated that skintard!

i can't tell if these are girl pants or boy pants, they must be for skintards.

by Dr. Pimtastic August 3, 2009

Shiptard

A term used to describe U.S. Navy sailors off of ships when in port on a naval base by the shore duty personnel. They are stupid, ignorant, rude, loud, and obnoxious. They go out into the town outside the base, get drunk, rape foreign girls and cause international incidents like bar fights, murders, and shoplifting which causes the base to look bad. The shore personnel look forward to their deployments and pray they will stay the fuck underway.

Bryan: Hey Chris, wanna go out into town tonight and get somethin to eat, then maybe hit up the bars?

Chris: Nah, fuck that noise, the shiptards are back in town, it's gonna be a sausage fest out there

by disgruntled sailor November 30, 2009

skeptard

Skeptard is a Skeppy (large Minecraft youtuber and troll) fan that follows Skeppy's path and fanboys all the time. Skeptard is commonly used by the BadBoyHalo (gets bullied by Skeppy) community.

Skeptard: the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisectors do not allow you to exist within the 1 quadrillion atoms of air molecules you displace.
6 people: SKEPTARD!!!

by Xzaratherg May 23, 2019

Skipharder

The extreme art/sport which consists of doing various stunts while skipping. Developed by Tommy Fox after learning 'The way of the Skip' from mystic guru skipper Motoztugo Fujujeema.
The stunts involve a collection of base jumping and freestyle walking style tricks.

Tommy Fox is going to skipharder across Australia

by Anoxymous June 11, 2008