Streetard

Your everyday normal person, who is not medically retarded, but acts in a way that makes you think, "man, that dumbfuck is retarded!" Used as to not offend medically retarded people.

Man, that fucker almost hit my car pulling out of the parking lot, what the streetard!

by SuperdyDuperty August 1, 2018

Streetard

Book smart but street retarted

That kid is good at school but a streetard when it comes to real life

by Insta_vert December 28, 2015

streetard

An extremely bad driver,or a retard of the road. Can be a steriotype, such as an old person, but not always.

Man , that streetard cut me off back there.

by 81halohunter September 10, 2010

streetnerd

A person who engages in acts of the street and the nerd culture. A crossover of a "Street" and a "Nerd".
A streetnerd may engage in stupid and deviant acts but is a highly intellectual being who likes being alone.

-Hey, man, I just stole that mini wolverine figurine from the mall.

-Yo, you're such a streetnerd.

-Man, what are we doing tonight?
-Maybe a star wars marathon after blazing it in the park with our streetnerd bros.

-Are you coming to that abandoned fair? We found the perfect graffiti spot.
-Nah, I think I'm staying home and watching documentaries. I'm more on the nerd side of my streetnerdness today.

by ITHUIGAN September 4, 2014

12-steptard

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.

My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded

what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

by heheheheheheheheehehehhee April 25, 2022

Sesame Streeted

When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!

Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.

by AdawgSSC January 13, 2013