Your everyday normal person, who is not medically retarded, but acts in a way that makes you think, "man, that dumbfuck is retarded!" Used as to not offend medically retarded people.
Man, that fucker almosthit my car pulling out of the parking lot, what the streetard!
A person who engages in acts of the street and the nerd culture. A crossover of a "Street" and a "Nerd".
A streetnerd may engage in stupid and deviant acts but is a highly intellectual being who likes being alone.
-Hey, man, I just stole that mini wolverine figurine from the mall.
-Man, what are we doing tonight?
-Maybe a star wars marathon after blazing it in the park with our streetnerd bros.
-Are you coming to that abandoned fair? We found the perfect graffiti spot.
-Nah, I think I'm staying home and watching documentaries. I'm more on the nerd side of my streetnerdness today.
Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundantloop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.
My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!
When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!
Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!