Skip to main content

Streetard 

That kid is good at school but a streetard when it comes to real life
Streetard by Insta_vert December 28, 2015

streetard 

An extremely bad driver,or a retard of the road. Can be a steriotype, such as an old person, but not always.
Man , that streetard cut me off back there.
streetard by 81halohunter September 10, 2010

streetnerd 

A person who engages in acts of the street and the nerd culture. A crossover of a "Street" and a "Nerd".
A streetnerd may engage in stupid and deviant acts but is a highly intellectual being who likes being alone.
-Hey, man, I just stole that mini wolverine figurine from the mall.

-Yo, you're such a streetnerd.

-Man, what are we doing tonight?
-Maybe a star wars marathon after blazing it in the park with our streetnerd bros.

-Are you coming to that abandoned fair? We found the perfect graffiti spot.
-Nah, I think I'm staying home and watching documentaries. I'm more on the nerd side of my streetnerdness today.
streetnerd by ITHUIGAN September 4, 2014

12-steptard 

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.
My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!
12-steptard by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded
what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

Sesame Streeted 

When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!

Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.
Sesame Streeted by AdawgSSC January 13, 2013