Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.

Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--

Simptard by slamtastic March 30, 2020

SimpTard

A simp who is also retarded

"You're such a simptard"- karen

SimpTard by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020

shrimpadoodle

the biggest W compliment ever. if you’ve ever been called this, be grateful for the rest of ur life

“omg stop doing roblox fortnite dances ur being a shrimpadoodle”
“WAIT RLLY OMG TYSM”

shrimpadoodle by urmom499 January 15, 2022

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Shiptard

A term used to describe U.S. Navy sailors off of ships when in port on a naval base by the shore duty personnel. They are stupid, ignorant, rude, loud, and obnoxious. They go out into the town outside the base, get drunk, rape foreign girls and cause international incidents like bar fights, murders, and shoplifting which causes the base to look bad. The shore personnel look forward to their deployments and pray they will stay the fuck underway.

Bryan: Hey Chris, wanna go out into town tonight and get somethin to eat, then maybe hit up the bars?

Chris: Nah, fuck that noise, the shiptards are back in town, it's gonna be a sausage fest out there

Shiptard by disgruntled sailor November 30, 2009

Striptard

A guy who never gets laid because,

#1, he spends most of his time at the Strip Joint

and

#2, when he does have the chance to meet women, he rejects women who are better looking than he is, because they don't live up to his Stripper standards.

Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years, what a Striptard!

Striptard by Chase Chude March 4, 2009

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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