Shrimptard
Shrimptard by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009
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Shrimptard
Shrimptard by Wayne10101203 March 5, 2026
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Shrimptard • Shrimpturd • simptard • Shqiptard • shrimpadoodle • Shimtard • Shiptard • Shqiptardism • shrimparrhia • Shrimpfart
Simptard
Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Simptard by slamtastic March 30, 2020
SimpTard
SimpTard by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020
shrimpadoodle
shrimpadoodle by urmom499 January 15, 2022
Shiptard
A term used to describe U.S. Navy sailors off of ships when in port on a naval base by the shore duty personnel. They are stupid, ignorant, rude, loud, and obnoxious. They go out into the town outside the base, get drunk, rape foreign girls and cause international incidents like bar fights, murders, and shoplifting which causes the base to look bad. The shore personnel look forward to their deployments and pray they will stay the fuck underway.
Bryan: Hey Chris, wanna go out into town tonight and get somethin to eat, then maybe hit up the bars?
Chris: Nah, fuck that noise, the shiptards are back in town, it's gonna be a sausage fest out there
Chris: Nah, fuck that noise, the shiptards are back in town, it's gonna be a sausage fest out there
Shiptard by disgruntled sailor November 30, 2009
Striptard
A guy who never gets laid because,
#1, he spends most of his time at the Strip Joint
and
#2, when he does have the chance to meet women, he rejects women who are better looking than he is, because they don't live up to his Stripper standards.
#1, he spends most of his time at the Strip Joint
and
#2, when he does have the chance to meet women, he rejects women who are better looking than he is, because they don't live up to his Stripper standards.
Striptard by Chase Chude March 4, 2009
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