Stresma

Eczema caused by severe stress

These exams are giving me really bad stresma

by 101Cretinous May 20, 2019

Stressmas

A winter season holiday that begins around the end of November, and culminates on December 25. The total level of stress accumulates exponentially the closer one gets to the 25th, and continues to linger above a background level at least until the end of January. As the financial, bad weather, health, and family stress cycles peak around the 25th of December, people celebrate by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and engaging in gluttonous behavior. Stressmas is also noted for its especially annoying music that plays on every radio stationan shopping center PA system, further exacerbating the stressful situation by creating a trigger that turns one violent and belligerent. Marked by long shopping lines and traffic for no reason, one cannot avoid celebrating Stressmas. Those with exes, inlaws, and children tend to celebrate Stressmas more faithfully than single people.

Merry Stressmas!

by Freddy Ferno December 18, 2010

Stressay

A stressful essay is a stressay. If there's an essay that is making you really stressed it's a stressay. Stressay's are the worst.

Friend #1: My essay has to be 10000 words long. Ugh! It's going to take forever I don't even know what to write.
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay

by OKURNESSEABJ August 30, 2019

streamage

Usually when talking about a male, the flow of your pee from the tip of your penis into the toilet/urinal.

“Dude check out how long that guys streamage is!”

by omghedidthething October 14, 2019

Stressarrhea

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.

I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.

by Autmrane January 29, 2018

Strescapade

An event or thing you have to do that's extremely stress-inducing, such as first day of a new job.

Gosh, this is just stressing me out. My whole life's turning into a giant strescapade.

by TheInvisibleOne July 1, 2011

Streamaphobia

The fear of twitch streams destroying the absolute shit out of you *lazerlazer*

This god damn fucking twitch streamers.
Streamer by the way.
Hey doc I have streamaphobia the fear of twitch streamers plz help.

by Strreamer btw November 13, 2018