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A stressful essay is a stressay. If there's an essay that is making you really stressed it's a stressay. Stressay's are the worst.
Friend #1: My essay has to be 10000 words long. Ugh! It's going to take forever I don't even know what to write.
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay
Stressay by OKURNESSEABJ August 30, 2019
Words you can keep
An essay that you had a lot of time to do and have to finish it the night before its due.
I can't go, I have this stressay I need to take care of.
Stressay by ohyes55 May 8, 2017

Stressarrhea 

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.
I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.
Stressarrhea by Autmrane January 29, 2018
to be bothered by too many forces at one time, to be uneasy around the Stickerbush, to be very cute and grumpy at the same time, to be all worried and adorable
Mr. Kote is very stressy today becuase of the mini and biggie.

Stressy Kote is very cute to be around even though he is not very happy.
stressy by Heather April 13, 2005

messy stressy lemon depressy 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeazy
Oh man, that's hard, it's outright messy stressy lemon depressy.

stressaying 

working on an essay while under tremendous stress
OR
using stress as a motivation to complete essay
ive been stressaying all day!
i will talk to you later, i need to go stressay.
stressaying by Imran Mohammad November 16, 2006

Stressaholic 

A medical diagnosis in which one overly stresses out for pointless reasons, particularly grades when they already have above a 4.0.
90% of the Monta Vista student body overly worries about their GPA. They are diagnosed stressaholics.
Stressaholic by ExtenshinalCords January 5, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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